1.real programmers don‘t think that they should get paid at all for their work， but they know that they‘re worth every penny that they do make.
真正的程序员并不奢求取得每一分该得的钱，但任何拿到手的钱都问心无愧
2.real programmers log in first thing in the morning， last thing before they go to sleep ， and stay logged in for lots of time in between.
真正的程序员每天只需记录起床后的第一件事和睡觉前的最后一件事，之间的一切照套模板即可。
3.real programmers think better when playing adventure or rogue
真正的程序员在冒险和滋事时脑子最聪明.（ps:我觉得这句很靠谱）
4.Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is. (Larry Wall)
设计计算机语言就好像在公园里漫步一样，我指的是侏罗纪公园。(Larry Wall)
5."It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples of giants standing on the shoulders of other giants.t has also been said that the software industry is an example of midgets standing on the toes of other midgets." (Alan Cooper)
人们常说，伟大的科学学科到处都是巨人站在巨人肩膀上的例子。然而在软件行业中，到处都是侏儒站在一堆侏儒的脚趾上的例子。
6."That‘s what‘s cool about working with computers.hey don‘t argue, they remember everything, and they don‘t drink all your beer." (Paul Leary)
同计算机工作是多么的酷，它们不会跟你争辨，它们可以记住一切，并且不会喝掉你的啤酒。(ps:但是有时候会耍点小脾气)
7.“Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser
计算机并不解决问题,它们只是执行解决方案. －－Laurent Gasser
8.“If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.”
如果你交给某人一个程序,你将折磨他一整天；如果你教某人如何编写程序,你将折磨他一辈子.
9.“Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
无一分可增不叫完美,无一分可减才是. －－Antoine de Saint-Exupery
10.“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt
管理一堆高级程序员就象放牧一群猫. －－Dave Platt
11.“The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.” - Nathaniel Borenstein
许多专家认为,导致世界毁灭最可能的原因是意外事件.那正是我们在做的；我们是计算机专业人士,我们正在制造意外事件. －－Nathaniel Borenstein
12.“Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.”
UNIX 是很友好的,只不过它结交朋友时很有选择性
原文：http://www.cnblogs.com/javacz/p/6262958.html